I've been workin' on the railroad, all the live long day!...I've been......huh....you know, actually...I've been working at a computer...for all of...3 hours!!??? Oh god please grant me a blessing in the form of a steam locomotive, bursting through the walls and washing over these fluorescent halls like a sea of serenity that carries the carrion far away from copied facsimiles of repeated dictations, regurgitated gesticulations, mental prostration and alliterate assholes bored full bore, singing, "blah blah blah blah, shut the front door."
