Today someone…let’s call her…Newb…Newb Johnson...yes! Today Newb asked me, for the second time in as many work days, for guidance in putting a cardboard filing box together.
One with a diagram drawn on the bottom and giant A, B, C’s to show the order of folding.
Tomorrow, if Newb postures the same query, not only will it be a tremendous leap forward in science's understanding of the boundaries of human stupidity but also, my head will implode instantaneously and I will reappear in a cloud of fire and smoke doing my very bestest Donald Trump impression.
...more to follow...
Poor Newb. Clearly she either 1) has not receieved proper training in cardboard box assembly, which must certainly be due to managerial neglect, or 2) is dyslexic, which of course would gravely inhibit her ability to complete such a challenging task without alphebetical guidance.
ReplyDeleteEither way, I do hope that Newb is able to overcome the challenges of her lack of proper training/learning disability before the next cardboard puzzle presents itself because 1) if the capacity for human stupidity was scientifically proven to in fact be even greater than I had originally thought it would possibly hurl me into a violent downward spiral of overwhelming depression from which it would be impossible to recover, and 2) Donald Trump's "hair" really freaks me out.